Drawing Down the Moon Gets Physical

DDtM PaperFor those of you who prefer your reading experience to be literal instead of virtual, your wishes have figuratively come true. Drawing Down the Moon is at long last available in a trade paper edition that is guaranteed to have mass and take up physical space. If you let it, it may also take up some space in your brain, at least for a time.

DDtM – The Paper Edition is available at all of the usual online suspects:

Amazon.com

Create Space

In a month or two you should also be able to order it through your favorite bookstore, if such a thing still exists.

No word on a spoken word version yet, but it may be in the works. Figureatively. I mean, virtually. Um, that should be literally.

House of the Rising Sun – The Opera

I’ve taken sick with some kind of stomach bug, and when I crashed out on the couch, I left the TV on PBS, where I was exposed to Berlioz’s grand opera, Les Troyens… all 4 1/2 hours of it. While I was in and out of a fitful sleep, I learned that opera is all about taking a story that could be told in 20 minutes and stretching it out to three hours in song.

With that in mind, I have begun my first opera, based on the popular folk song House of the Rising Sun. It’s a little rough, but keep in mind this is only the beginning, and if sung in another language it will probably rhyme.

Cast
DIABETES, an adventurer (Tenor)
CORICIDIN, his best friend (Bass)
UVULA, lover of DIABETES (Soprano)
VELVEETA, the maid (Alto)
WOMEN’S CHORUS
MEN’S CHORUS

The scene is the house of UVULA. The time is any time period for which you can rent cool costumes on the cheap. UVULA sits on one of those half-couch things reading a scroll.

VELVEETA (entering)
My mistress! I bring you news of great joy! Diabetes returns!

UVULA
He returns?

VELVEETA
He returns!

WOMEN
Oh, weep for joy! Joy of joys! Diabetes returns!

UVULA
Diabetes my love returns!
And he has been gone a really long time!

WOMEN
Forever, it seems.
And don’t say we didn’t warn you, girlfriend.

UVULA
Where is he now?

VELVEETA
He comes down the lane by your house
And now he is opening your gate.

UVULA
He will soon open the gate of my heart!

WOMEN
Tee hee!

VELVEETA
And now he comes up the sidewalk
And he is nearing the door
I think he will just walk right in
Because he usually doesn’t bother knocking.

WOMEN
No, he never knocks.

UVULA
Diabetes! Diabetes! My love returns!

WOMEN
Her love returns!

(DIABETES enters with CORICIDIN and the MEN)

UVULA
Diabetes! Can it be?

DIABETES
Uvula! My little grommet of love!

UVULA
My love!

DIABETES
My love!

UVULA
My love! My love!

DIABETES
I love to love my love!

UVULA
And I love to be in love with my love, my love!

DIABETES
That’s nice.
I missed you, too.

UVULA
Now tell me of your adventures
Of all the things you’ve seen
But maybe not everything at once
Save a bit for later, for my attention span is short.

DIABETES
I have traveled all across this world
And I have seen many things
Polar bears and narwhals
And devices that let you vote straight ticket
I have seen our enemies weep in big tears
And I watched as my bosun’s mate
Choked to death on a toothpick
But there was one thing I saw
A thing more tragic and terrible than anything else
I wish to forget it
But oh, my heart, my heart will not allow.

UVULA
Tell me about it.

WOMEN
Tell us.

VELVEETA
Yes, tell us.

CORICIDIN
I really don’t think you want to hear this.

WOMEN
Shut up. Who asked you, anyway?

MEN
You’ll be sorry!

DIABETES
I saw… this house.

UVULA
A house?

VELVEETA
What kind of house?

WOMEN
Yes, what kind of house?
We really don’t have anything better to do.

MEN
We’re heard this before.
A lot.
So we’re going for pizza, then.
We’ll be back later.

(The MEN exit. CORICIDIN tries to follow, but DIABETES pulls him back)

CORICIDIN
I haven’t had pizza in many days.

DIABETES
Nor have I, old friend.

UVULA
I will make you a nice quiche or something
If you only stay
And tell me of this house.

DIABETES
The house… the house.

WOMEN
Tell us of the house.

DIABETES
It is a house in the new town of Orleans
Not the old Orleans in France
And not the band that sang “Amy”
It is a loud town of high water
And food that makes your mouth hurt
The music there is amazing
And they do interesting things with beads.

CORICIDIN
I spent many beads there!

VELVEETA
And I have many beads from there!

WOMEN
You naughty persons!

DIABETES
Can I go get pizza now?

UVULA
Tell me more of this house!

DIABETES
The house takes its name
From the first rays of the morning
But rather than a metaphor of hope
It’s the opposite, really
For it has drawn in the poorest of young men
And dropped them down
Grinding them into the filth with cruel heels.

WOMEN
You might say they were brought to ruin.

CORICIDIN
You might say that, yes,
But he didn’t.

WOMEN
Tell me more, tell me more, tell me more!

CORICIDIN
Wrong show!

DIABETES
As I considered the denizens of this house
I could not help feel
I was no better than they
And perhaps I was one of them.

CORICIDIN
He was one of them a lot.

UVULA
What does Coricidin mean by this, my love?

DIABETES
He’s only speaking in jest, my love
Ha, ha, forever the kidder
Good old Coricidin!
Besides, I entreated the mothers of my crew
All except for the bosun’s mate, that is
Not to allow their sons
To befall the fate that befell others.

MEN
We have returned!
And the pizza, it was mightily good.
We saved you a slice.

DIABETES
Whoa, look at the time!
I need to go and debrief these men
I owe them many ales for their service
See you soon, my love!

(He departs with CORICIDIN and the MEN)

UVULA
Not again!

VELVEETA
Do not worry, mistress!
I will step lively
And fetch a box of Klondike bars
And we can watch ‘Pride and Prejudice’ again.

END OF ACT ONE, SCENE ONE

The Company Man In Trade Paperback

TD-TCMI know the focus is on Drawing Down the Moon right now, but I should mention that a new edition of The Company Man – in trade paperback – is now available on Amazon… and elsewhere for order as time goes on.

The trade paper version of DDtM is in the works. Hoping for something tangible by the end of April.

Uncle Joe Wants You… To Review

As of yesterday1Drawing Down the Moon is officially available as a Kindle Book.

And now, my good, dear friends (yeah, you know… here it comes) I’m begging you – literally (not figuratively – see photo below) on bended knee – to post your review of the book on Amazon. Because we all know that the two things books live and die on in this modern age are reviews and word of mouth. Put ’em both together, and they spell buzz.

Now here’s the trick: it needs to be an honest review. Because if you write something like It’s a wondermous book and I gave it five stars because I can’t give it ten and I’d probably give it a hundred stars if I’d actually bothered to read it, but just owning it cleared up my hemorrhoids and doubled the value of my stock portfolio, Amazon is going to catch on. So will the readers.

So flex your fingers and fire up those keyboards. Please?

(If you can throw in some word of mouth, too, that would be great.)

JCF begging for reviews

Check this out. I’m literally on my knees begging you.

Once more, a huge thanks to you all of you who helped choose this book. I appreciate your faith in the project and your participation.

And yes, a paper version is forthcoming. I’m shooting for sometime in April.

Thank you!

1 St. Paddy’s day is an important date for me. On April 17, 1986, I went to my mailbox in Gillette, Wyoming and pulled out a short note from Del Rey Books asking me to call. When I did, I was told they wanted to buy my novel Amendment XXXI, which in the editorial process was renamed A Death of Honor.

Published: Drawing Down the Moon

DDtM-2I just received notice that Drawing Down the Moon is now available for Pre-Order. If you voted for it during the Kindle Scout campaign, you should have an invitation to claim your free copy in your email.

The official release date is March 17th, which is ultra cool for me: It was March 17th, 1986 when I got a note from Del Rey books letting me know that I’d sold them my first novel.

If you voted for DDtM, the important thing to do now is to claim your copy, read it and leave an honest review on Amazon – the higher the number of reviews, the better.

If you didn’t get a chance to vote for it, now’s your chance to snag a copy.

And to everyone involved… tell a friend!

Again, thanks to everyone who voted to make this happen! It’s been a really cool experience having you all in this with me!

Selected for Publication!

DDtM SelectedDrawing Down the Moon has been selected for publication by the Kindle Scout team. It will appear sometime in 2015, hopefully sooner than later.

I want to give my most heartfelt thanks to everyone who clicked through to the Drawing Down the Moon page, nominated the book, twisted friends’ arms to do the same, and used precious electrons and your more precious time to share my incessant posts about this. Your enthusiasm, along with God’s grace, has launched this project and you’ll soon get to see the fruits of your labors. And then it will be time to bug you for reviews!

It really is the last minute…

to vote/recommend Drawing Down the Moon. Stragglers welcome.

Final Days for DDtM

We’re down to the last two days of nominating Drawing Down the Moon through the Kindle Scout program. If you’re the kind of person who likes to do things at the last minute… the last minute is here!

Drawing Down the Moon at Kindle Scout

A Reading from Drawing Down the Moon

If you’re sitting on the fence about nominating Drawing Down the Moon for the Kindle Scout program, here’s a video of yours truly reading an excerpt from Chapter 6 – a bit I call the Doughnut Shop Scene. You can also read the first 5,000 words of the novel at the link above.

Enjoy! And don’t forget, there are just a few more days remaining to recommend Drawing Down the Moon. So Click, Vote, and Share!

Hot and Trending

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After just 12 hours, Drawing Down the Moon is now on Kindle Scout’s Hot and Trending list.  Let’s keep the momentum going!

Where to vote (with a link that actually works this time): Drawing Down the Moon on Kindle Scout.

And here’s a promotional video that explains a lot.

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