Haiku's Inventor
Did not forsee such odd things
He rolls in his grave
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Changed his mind again
Yet another one-eighty
Back where he started
When there is success
It's their genius, and if not
Blame the agency
Fill us with wisdom,
O client, pontificate
how you know it all
Says that his nephew
Who took this class in college
Could do it better
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You need a third eye
Our fashion models imply
You need the X-10
Online casinos
Now you can lose everything
Privately at home
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A larger penis
Is yours in a few short days
Use it wisely, please
My name is Bambi
My friends and I put on shows
I accept credit cards
It's not your fault
Your debt is out of control
We can bring release
Why pay more for it?
Viagara or Ritalin
Buy what turns your crank
Unbelievable!
To offer it at this price
We must be insane
Of all the teen sluts
Ours are the youngest by far
But they're still legal
You have a great need
And we have money to burn
Looks like we should talk
What a great country
Twelve CD's for one dollar
The choices all suck
Our deal is unique
Investments like this don't lie
Open your wallet
FDA approved
What does the government know?
Prescriptionless buy
Two hundred biz cards
Are free to you except for
A
lifetime of spam
I like marry you
I give love, happiness too
Till I get green card
Dear Amy Jason,
Your name is used quite in vein
To sell useless things
Are you a real man
We think you know what we mean
Use it or lose it
Buy our product and
After the last cigarette
You will still be going
Fresh is pure and black
Have you checked your copier?
We have the toner
Thirty spams daily
I watch them fill my inbox
Where are all my friends?
You deserve credit
We put fresh debt in your hand
Just pay the interest
Are they the real stars
Or are they just clever fakes?
Who cares? They're naked!
Our deal is better
Than others you've seen today
Buy our wireless
So incredible
A company as big as Sears
Would stoop to send spam
Though my country's poor
I promise to send millions
If you send thousands
sadly, accepting
the free Star Wars video
implies I want one
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Copyright 2008 by Joe Clifford Faust
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