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INTRODUCTIONHaiku's InventorDid not forsee such odd things He rolls in his grave BACKTHE ADVERTISING AGENCYChanged his mind againYet another one-eighty Back where he started When there is success It's their genius, and if not Blame the agency Fill us with wisdom, O client, pontificate how you know it all
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