I figure at least one of these will be right and that I will be hailed as a genius once All Is Revealed…
10) On a previously unexplored part of the island, the Statue of Liberty is found half-buried in the sand amid cries of “Damn you all to hell!”
9) One of the women wakes up in her bedroom at home and there is a man in the shower. He says his name is Bobby Ewing, and that she’s just waking up from a bad dream.
8) The conspiracy becomes so dense that it implodes into a singularity. Television sets all over the world suddenly implode.
7) Man, I can’t believe you haven’t figured this out yet! The clue was there since the first season on 2obscure4U.com!
6) It doesn’t matter because it turns out that Thomas Pynchon has been writing the show the whole time. Thomas Pynchon!
5) Everyone is rescued and they go to a small restaurant to celebrate. Someone orders onion rings. “Don’t Start Believing” come on the juke box. A man goes into the bathroom. The screen goes black.
4) The island turns out to be an exhibit of humans in an alien zoo. No wait, that’s the ending of the new Stephen King book. No wait, that’s the plot of the Simpson’s movie. No, that’s from Slaughterhouse Five…
3) A shocking discovery is made: there are seven other people also on the island, and they have been waiting to be rescued since 1964.
2) We never learn the secret because the episode will be pre-empted by Obama’s 1,245th press conference.
1) Actually, all will be revealed in Lost: The Motion Picture, due in theaters May, 2013!
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